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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the intimate blind couple? It was love at first."
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"When I get naked my shower gets turned on."
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"I never knew what nationality Santa was until now. I just found out that he is actually North Polish."
"I once tried eating a clock it was very time consuming"
"Henry IV got injured while bowling. One could say that he, Bolingbroke, while bowling, broke."
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"So, the mad scientist duo finally succeeded And the universe was destroyed by a pair o' docs"