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Joke of the Day

"A pig, trying to save its life. After seeing a grill in the garden, the pig started to bark at strangers!"

"Why can't you ever really trust your toilet? It's usually full of shit."

"I've always heard that karma's a bitch... ...not like I'd know. Thanks, Reddit."

"I get turned on by my Maths teacher... ... because she is the reciprocal of cosC"

"Why did God bless Texas? He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris."

"For what it's worth, I'd like to exchange some foreign currency."

"I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas."

"Why do rogues wear leather armoe? Because it's made of hide."

"What's the difference between magic and black magic? Black magic doesn't work."

"""You stop crying or I'll give you something to laugh about!"" - clown parents"