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Joke of the Day

"What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings? I'm sari."

"Why is air like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any."

"Women who bleach their mustaches, clearly don't understand the problem with mustaches."

"I've had so much to drink that you're beginning to look good."

"Two silk worms were in a race. They ended up in a tie."

"How many musos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's a pretty obscure number. You probably haven't heard of it."

"Some people get athlete's foot. I get Twitter butt."

"My girlfriend broke up with me because I supposedly"" take things too far"" So I called the police."

"What is it like to eat out an old grandma? Depends."

"Why doesn't Chris Hemsworth like to eat Fruity Pebbles on set? his lips were Thor"