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Joke of the Day
"Water is so good when it's mixed with barley, hops, and yeast."
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"How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it"
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"A wise man once said cheez doodles were better than cheetos, but his opinion was biased."
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