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Joke of the Day

"Why is Germany uninhabitable for cats? They have nein lives!"

"Why did the paleontologist measure the height of a dinosaur using a T-Rex's foot? Jurassic times call for Jurassic Measures."

"Whats the difference between a Pimple and a Catholic Priest? One will wait until you're 13 to come all over your face."

"I think the only time my ex didn't fake an orgasm was when the judge signed the divorce papers."

"What do you call a dictionary on drugs? High definition."

"What's worse than giving Willie Nelson a blow job? Finding out it's not Willie Nelson"

"Not to mention trempe If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine."

"""Wanna hear a joke?"" ""Alright then."" ""What's the difference between a toilet and a fridge?"" ""I don't know,"" ""You're disgusting."""

"How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus? You pokemon."

"Four year olds can't even go for cigarettes or anything. Four year olds are useless."