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Joke of the Day

"If Dumbledore did a 'Cribs' episode for Hogwarts, he'd be like ""and this is where the magic happens"" in every room."

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"Every morning, I get out of bed and run around the block 5 times. Then I slide the block back under the bed and go back to sleep."
"Coach Krzyzewski thinks he's playing wheel of fortune... ""I'd like to buy a foul"""
"I'm part Welsh and part Hungarian.. I guess that makes me Well Hung"
"My biologist girlfriend was making competent cells at the lab today... I asked if they were very sure of them cells."
"Date *pulls out clipboard* ""Name?"" ""Uh.. Beth."" ""Ok.. Check. Kids?"" ""No"" ""Check. Club Penguin username?"" ""What's that?"" *drops clipboard*"
"How do you separate Siamese triplets? WE CUT OUT THE MIDDLEMAN AND PASS THE SAVINGS ALONG TO YOUUUUU!!!"
"Why is there such a big contrast between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt? Because they're different cultures."
"Which news outlet has the most interesting Black Lives Matter coverage? BBC"
"In a spelling bee contest, what is a Jewish candidates worst nightmare? A grammar Nazi"