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Joke of the Day
"Why do lawyers wear neckties? to keep their foreskins from creeping up."
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"what if family matters took place today.... urkel would make an app. laura would have a blog. eddie listens to podcasts. carl is on atkins"
"Why do the homies call their friend Paragraph? Because he's too short to be an essay"
"*A demon tries to posses my soul while I sleep but can't because he's choking on all of the axe body spray I'm wearing*"
"What is a ninjas favorite drink? Wataa and fruit punch! I'll see myself out."
"Watched a sad porno the other day... [NSFW] It was a real tear jerker."
"I'm not a violent person. I just really enjoy assisting people in falling down."
"I told my Canadian friend that I ran zero miles today... she said that was 0K"
"[my cell phone rings] ME (a person who pays a monthly fee to allow this): Ugh why is this happening"
"Which came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken of course, an egg cannot cum! Made this up in my sleep sorry if offends any egg lovers.."