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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a brain dead Swede? A vegetable.."

"So, did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil."

"What is the difference between a golfer and a sky-diver? The golfer goes *WHACK!* ""Shit!"" The Sky-diver goes ""Shit!"" *WHACK!*"

"Hair on the muff They are old enough"

"Biggest Jewish Dilemma? Free Bacon!!"

"Having big boobs because you're fat is like having a fast car because it's falling off a cliff"

"The internet was down at work today. I got about 7 months worth of work done out of boredom."

"I finally met Miss Right! It wasn't until we were married that I found out her first name is Always."

"Did you hear about the 4th place winner with the muscle condition? Even though he didn't rank in the top three he still got atrophy."

"What do you call a pan-sexual man named Nick who works at a CD store? Pan Nick at the Disc Co."