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Joke of the Day
"What's a vampire's favorite dance? The Fang Tango."
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"Listen, when I say a movie was ""cute"" I do not mean it was GOOD. A girl saying a movie was cute is just code for ""My ovaries liked it."""
"Alcohol: You know Kung Fu and you're not afraid to use it Brain: This makes sense right now Body: We're on board Pavement: Come at me bro"
"What do you call a person with short-term memory loss? I forget..."
"What happens to a laffy taffy joke in the rain? It makes me laugh a little bit, in the rain."
"My eleven year old brother: ""I have Asperger's Syndrome..."" ""...want a burger?"""
"Why is NASCAR so popular in the southern states? Because that's where the most racists are."
"Opening a Christian gym called 'Jehovah's Fitness"
"Why can't short people cook? Because the steaks are too high."
"How do you get a horse out of jail? Hay bail."