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Joke of the Day
"What's a vampire's favorite dance? The Fang Tango."
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"What do you a zombie eating ice cream? Braaaaaaiiiiiiin freeze"
"Dracula had impeccable hair for a guy who couldn't see himself in a mirror."
"What's the best thing about having sexy with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of 'em. edit: autocorrect is a bitch - we all know what it should say."
"Sometimes I think to myself... and then other times I don't"
"Newt Gingrich suggested there's a ""right way"" to legalize gay marriage. He also reaffirmed that there's no ""wrong way"" to eat a Reese's."
"Michael Cera, too timid to send his food back even though he's allergic to almonds, eats a meal and politely goes into anaphylactic shock."
"You're in a work meeting and your boss asks, ""Any questions?"" The answer is always, NO."
"(Nsfw) How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate their tits a lot. Edit: I need alot (sic) of spelling practice"
"What do you call it when water is poured over a clock? Time dilution."