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Joke of the Day

"A Limerick There once was a man from Port Crown Who went to a doctor in town. The doc gave to he A sup-po-si-to-ry. ""I will not take this sitting down!"""

"I bet the skeletons, in my gay coworker's closet, are having a dress up party with fabulous clothes."

"Where do you put people with ADHD? A concentration camp"

"How do you call a corn that is unique? A unicorn."

"Wife: ""Do you want to watch Batman Forever?"" Me: ""I'll watch it for a couple of hours."" Wife: ""I hate you."""

"Where do dogs shop for groceries? Wagmans."

"I hate it when people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years... Come on guys, I don't have 2021 vision! Oh wait...."

"What's the key to a good joke? .....................................Timing."

"What did Oprah say when she visited Harlem? ""YOU get a father, and YOU get a father, and YOU get a father! Everybody gets a father!!!"

"Ladies, don't be sad if your thighs begin to start touching You're becoming a mermaid!"