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Joke of the Day

"A Limerick There once was a man from Port Crown Who went to a doctor in town. The doc gave to he A sup-po-si-to-ry. ""I will not take this sitting down!"""

"I go to the bank wearing a Ski mask because I want everyone to know how athletic I am."

"Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend? Because diamonds are a woman's best friend."

"What's the worst thing about having a huge dick? Trying to hide it under the skirt."

"Why was the Router released early from prison? It had connections."

"They should make supermarket camouflage. So people you know won't see you and want to talk to you."

"What's better than double-fisting a newborn? HADOUKEN!!!"

"What do You Call Someone Who Self Harms In The Antarctica? An eskemo....."

"The difference between a cucumber and pickles... Is jarring"

"Were a blind person to go sky diving, how would they do it? Wait until the leash goes slack, then pull the rip cord."