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Joke of the Day
"Honey, were out of snake food. ""What? For what snake?"" Honey, I bought a snake"
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"I heard that the cemetery is pretty popular.. Everyone's dying to get in."
"What did one frog say to the other? Time's fun when you're having flies."
"What did the vampire say when his son scraped his knee? **""Suck it up""**"
"Did you hear about the Middle Eastern beauty contest? Me neither."
"When I was a teenager, I tried to throw out all my boardgames... My parents were mad that I was throwing my Life away."
"Hear about the state-of-the-art amputation device? All I know is it's pretty cutting edge..."
"When your boss tells you ""I need you to have everything done by Friday."" You say... I can't have everything done by Friday! Who do you think I am, Robinson Crusoe?!"
"Don't ever buy your shoes from your drug dealer. I think he laced mine with something, I've been tripping all day"
"The mean Apple Store manager He's a real apphole."