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Joke of the Day
"The mean Apple Store manager He's a real apphole."
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"What's the difference between a camera and a foot? A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)"
"What was the name of King Arthur's fattest knight? Sir Cumference. (He ate too much pi)"
"How can you pick out the prostitute in the miss America pageant. She's the one wearing the sash that says Idaho."
"What do you call a gay Dinosaur? Megasaurass"
"slight variation on an arguable classic: How do mermaids reproduce? Binary fish-ion."
"What do you call a hen staring at lettuce? Chicken sees-a salad"
"why is being in the mafia and administering cunnilingus similar one slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit"
"Atilla the Hun, Adolf Hitler and a lawyer are stranded with you on a island ... - and you have a gun with only 2 bullets, who do you shoot? -- The lawyer twice."
"How much citrus does it take to kill a pirate? None."