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Joke of the Day
"What did one frog say to the other? Time's fun when you're having flies."
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"I was feeling very depressed the other week. I went to my psychiatrist and told him I was suicidal. He asked me to pay in advance."
"What was a tramp stamp in the 19th century? A slattern pattern"
"I can never understand why people act surprised when horrible things happen. Where have you been since birth?"
"the idiots at NASA just hit Jupiter with one of their fireworks"
"Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored? A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned."
"How many mods does it take to switch a light bulb? [deleted]"
"I just bought some presents for my epileptic girlfriend's birthday Just a few small gifts, nothing too flashy."
"Hey Dad, do the Indian people celebrate Thanksgiving? They did. Once."
"Did you hear? They found a new use for sheep in texas. Wool."