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Joke of the Day

"When your boss tells you ""I need you to have everything done by Friday."" You say... I can't have everything done by Friday! Who do you think I am, Robinson Crusoe?!"

"Yo Mama is so fat She provides shelter to the people in Nepal"

"Why do redditors have so many inside jokes? Because we're too afraid to go outside"

"I bought the wife a new bag for her birthday..... Hoover works a treat now!"

"LPT: The best time to stand behind someone is when they are watching something that makes them think it is their imagination."

"Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means you laugh at his."

"I didnt know what to wear to my first meeting of the premature ejaculation society.... ...so i came in my pants."

"Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris threw a grenade and 50 people died, then the grenade exploded."

"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other? See you next month."

"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? It heard the referee was blowing fowls"