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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Middle Eastern beauty contest? Me neither."

"Right now the United States and China are tied in total Olympic medals! Of course we trail in Gold medals because every time we win one we have to turn it over to China to pay our debt!!!"

"A midget walks into a doctors clinic carrying a sword Doctor: Gerald! What's gotten into you man? Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh."

"*Takes gift wrapping paper to the counter* Her: Did you want to buy that? Me: No, I just wanted to hold it for a while."

"I hugged someone once and they expected it every time they saw me. I'll never do that again."

"Why is Santa Claus always so happy? He knows where all the bad girls live"

"What do you call a bear that is missing all of its teeth?? A Gummy Bear!"

"So Bill Cosby and Darren Sharper walked into the bar... I would tell you what happened next but for some reason I can't remember a thing from that night."

"Gonna start feeding my dog condoms, so when she poops they're already in tiny little bags!"

"What did the black kid get on his SATs? BBQ sauce."