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Joke of the Day

"Female without the vowels is 'FML'. Need I say more?"

"WOW! SNOWING EVERYWHE.... it stopped. OMG IT'S STARTING AGAIN AND... nvrmind. HERE IT IS AGAIN, WEEE...its gone. - Snow globe, the story."

"Have you heard of the italian chef that died? He pasta away!"

"Thank God for butter because without butter all butterflies would be just flies and that sounds terrible."

"Why did the cow get a divorce? Because she couldn't take her husbands bullshit."

"What's the difference between my broken watch and a lesbian? My watch hasn't got a strap on."

"WANTED: Someone to follow me around and whisper ""You're an adult"" every few minutes."

"I went camping recently. It was intense."

"What is the difference between an Israeli and an Israelite? Israelites contain about 20% less fat."

"Dark humor is like a terrorist attack... the timing needs to be just right."