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Joke of the Day
"WANTED: Someone to follow me around and whisper ""You're an adult"" every few minutes."
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"I cried when my dad cut onions... I miss onions. He was a good dog."
"Croatian salary is like menstruation You get it once a month, it lasts 5-6 days and then you're fucked"
"I'm at an awkward weight I'm fat enough to not look good with my shirt off, but not fat enough for it to become part of my charm. I'm caught between a rock and a lard place."
"What rock group has 4 members that don't sing? Mount Rushmore"
"What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick? Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance? --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick"
"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile."
"What kind of pants does Super Mario wear? Denim Denim Denim"
"3 guys walk into a bar you would think one of them would have seen it."
"Moscow cops Did you hear the one about why Moscow cops patrol in threes? One who can read, one who can write, and another to keep an eye on the other two ""dangerous intellectuals""."