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Joke of the Day
"WANTED: Someone to follow me around and whisper ""You're an adult"" every few minutes."
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"What does Sarah Palin eat when she's high? Baked Alaska"
"I wanted to reserve a copy of a new novel coming out But they were all booked"
"Thanks to my recent change to a healthier lifestyle, I am no longer fat and ugly Now I'm just ugly"
"What personal space? My dog"
"I asked my waitress if she thought me eating alone was embarrassing and she said, ""I work at Cheesecake Factory"""
"""To infinity (bed, bath) and beyond!"" - Buzz Lightyear settles down"
"Chuck Norris once screamed ""bloody murder"" in sign language for the hearing impaired."
"Why Does The Bride Wear White? So That The Dishwasher Matches The Fridge."
"Whenever you find four Priests... you'll find a Fifth."