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Joke of the Day

"WOW! SNOWING EVERYWHE.... it stopped. OMG IT'S STARTING AGAIN AND... nvrmind. HERE IT IS AGAIN, WEEE...its gone. - Snow globe, the story."

"*loses 100 pounds in the US* yes *loses 100 pounds in England* no"

"Interviewer: What's your greatest strength? Me: I'm hyper observant Interviewer: You have mustard in your beard Me: Oh.."

"How does a black woman know that she's pregnant? The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)"

"Did you know they were trying to ban MSG? It was called law 13 due to the fact that it abolished savory....I will show myself out."

"Why doesn't Hitler play table tennis? Because he's dead."

"Is the volcano mean or nice? He was mean because he interrupts. (Courtesy of a family member - Benjamin)"

"As a neat freak I'm only comfortable giving a girl a Clean Sanchez."

"The new stars wars episode has been named Episode seven: return of the lens flair"

"[stop light] It will turn green in 5 4 3 2 1.. And Now It Will Turn Greeeeeeeen *turns green* Ah yes nailed it."