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Joke of the Day
"Why did the cow get a divorce? Because she couldn't take her husbands bullshit."
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"The first time I got up close and personal with a girl was round the back by the school bins. In hindsight, I wish I hadn't looked into that rubbish bag."
"Why didn't anyone react when the king farted? Because it was a noble gas"
"Having some romantic time with yo girl when she asks you to go deeper But you run out of poems."
"A blonde orders a pizza A blonde orders a pizza and is asked if she wants it cut into six or 12 pieces. She responds, ""Six, please. I could never eat 12 pieces."""
"Three feminists walk into a bar. They look at one another and say, ""Hooray! We've taken over a male-dominated joke format!"""
"How do porcupines have sex? Very..................... . carefully."
"Why doesn't Barbie have any kids? Because Ken came in another box."
"How do you find a blind man at a nude beach. It's not hard"
"After weeks of being called lazy, not only did I put up all our Christmas decorations today, I also took them down."