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Joke of the Day
"I went camping recently. It was intense."
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"Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation? Because they can`t wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring."
"How did the Shepherd find the sheep in the tall grass? ... Satisfying."
"Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software...it's called #Monday, please fix it..."
"I just picked up the Germanwings iPhone app... When I switched on airplane mode, it locked me out of the phone and then crashed."
"Do you know how to tell if a date rapist put a roofie in your drink? Wanna beer?"
"How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit in the dark and cry."
"Genie: I'll give you more wishes, I feel bad for you Me: [with 3 ice cream cones on the ground] That's very nice of you"
"*Sees ant carrying a leaf that weighs 3x its body weight* Wife: Can you imagine being that strong? Me: *Picking up leaf* Yes."
"Dear Parents If you want to find out where your Son/Doughter is in the house, Simply turn off WI-FI and Wait"