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Joke of the Day

"Trump wants to pass a law banning grocery stores from selling shredded cheese... ... in order to ""make America Grate again"""

"Judge me all you want, but I love jokes about dead children. They never get old."

"What's the difference between a Palestinian woman and a Mackerel? ... One is greasy with big eyes. The other's a fish."

"It won't be the alcohol or cigarettes that kill me. It will be my inability to know when I should or shouldn't laugh at something."

"What has 3 teeth and 100 legs An unemployment line in Tennessee."

"Winning chess is the same as winning women. All it takes is the right amount of checks."

"A coyote was singing and asked a donkey to join The donkey responded, ""I would love to, but I'm a little hoarse."""

"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One's really heavy and the other's a little lighter."

"What can't I find on the internet? My keys"

"What kind of bees are sometimes filled with milk? BOO-BEES! (boobies)"