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Joke of the Day

"Dark: Whats one thing you can do in a vast quantity without bothering with the quality? Genocide"

"The worst thing about being told you got Alzheimer... Is it just doesn't happen the once."

"A man's girlfriend shaves her pussy in the shower. His girlfriend says ""Hey babe, I shaved my pussy...you know what that means?"" The man replies ""Yeah, the fucking drain is clogged again."""

"When Luke(Skywalker) fell in love with (Princess) Leia, you could say... he was looking for love in Alderaan places!"

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros? Elephino \_()_/ "

"They're dying the Chicago River blue in honor of the Cubs win... It's the first time it will be blue since the French got there."

"What's the best angle to approach any challenge? Try-Angle."

"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Strap a steak to the ceiling"

"Last night I dreamed about eating a huge cotton candy. When I woke up, my pillow was missing."

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