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Joke of the Day

"It won't be the alcohol or cigarettes that kill me. It will be my inability to know when I should or shouldn't laugh at something."

"What do you call a cow that's masturbating? Beef Stroganoff"

"Did you hear about the woman who blew all her money on powerball tickets? She made a lotto bad decisions...."

"Did you hear the joke with the punchline that is invisible to idiots?"

"It's only been a few days, but I'm starting to forget everything I knew about Mitch Romley."

"After all that shit, I can't believe they are finally back together. My ass cheeks"

"Calling someone a drama queen is so negative. Why not ""content creator""?"

"So oxygen went on a second date with potassium That went OK2"

"Why don't Chinese Restaurant owners do their dirty dishes? Because it's too much wok! [Sorry, I just made that up!]"

"Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation? Even when you know it's coming, there's nothing you can do about it."