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Joke of the Day
"Winning chess is the same as winning women. All it takes is the right amount of checks."
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"I decided to make my password ""incorrect"" because if I type it in wrong, my computer will remind me, ""Your password is incorrect."""
"Which U.S Presidents are not buried inside the United States? Carter, the Bushes, Clinton, and Barry-O"
"*leaves one cupcake in work kitchen* *watches live version of Hunger Games*"
"What's the best thing about 21 year olds in bed? There's 21 of them"
"Why do we feel like whistleblowers right now? Because we're Snowedin."
"Randomly print things to give your co-workers the impression you're working."
"What is the oldest joke in the book? The first one written"
"They can identify a dead body by its dental records. How cool is that? ""We don't know who he is, but we know his dentist!"""
"Fucking a mannequin is not an excuse to tell your friends you're banging a model."