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Joke of the Day

"Judge me all you want, but I love jokes about dead children. They never get old."

"Can a ninja throw a star? Shuriken"

"I startled my dog as she was peeing on a mailbox so now the dog she was leaving a message for is only gonna get half of it"

"My wife is an archaeologist I met her at a dig site, we carbon dated for a while and the rest is history."

"Hydrogen walks into a bar and yells ""Oh no! I've lost my electron!"" The bartender says, ""Are you sure?"" ""I'm positive!"""

"Its pretty annoying how women complain about having 1 baby in their stomach I have like a million in my ballsack and im not complaining."

"Why did Jill fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle."

"Why are there no Walmarts in Syria? Because they're all targets"

"If electricity always flows in the path of least resistance Why doesn't lightning always strike in France?"

"Seriously you guys, the only reason to check Facebook, is to find out where people are going, and then go somewhere else."