102398
Joke of the Day
"Disney just hired someone to raise and tend for their cows. I believe Mulan was hired on Moo-lawn."
Next Joke
"DON'T shoot for the moon if you miss, you will land among the stars alone and asphyxiating"
"My girlfriend treats me like I'm God She ignores my existence and doesn't ever speak to me."
"What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they're stuck up bitches."
"What's the mating call of a sorority girl? O My GOd! I am so drunk."
"If the band Toto, drummer Tommy Lee & singer Marvin Gaye ever got together and made an album... ...I'm pretty it would be Toto Lee Gaye."
"Linkin Park My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday...she said she couldn't stand my Linkin Park references anymore, but I guess in the end...it doesn't even matter."
"What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green? A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth."
"I thought I stepped on a Lego, but thankfully, it was just a rusty old nail."
"Climb mountains not so the world can see you, but so you can see the world."