9605

Joke of the Day

"What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green? A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth."

"Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary? They couldn't afford it."

"Why did the werewolf become a proctologist? He only has to work on full moons"

"HEALTH TIP: If you find a pill on the floor of a public restroom, Google it before taking it."

"My Weed dealer needed to do his laundry So I sold him a dime bag of quarters, but I cut it with some canadian shit."

"Why did the Square divorce the Circle? It was sleeping around."

"Knock knock. - Who's there? - I eat mop. - I eat mop who?"

"I walked into a Chinese bar and ordered the heaviest drink. The bartender served me wonton soup."

"It's weird that you need money to stay alive."

"Purchasing a rain barrel often leads to buying more water collecting devices I guess you could say a rain barrel is a gateway jug. (Modified from a story heard on NPR) : )"