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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the removal of a fence? Defence"

"Back in high school I never went for mean girls because I prefer them above average"

"So a girl stopped to tell me that I'm full of myself I'm pretty sure she was just jealous that she wasn't full of my..self"

"Why do elephants do well in school ? Because they have a lot of grey matter !"

"What do a dwarf and a midget have in common? Very little."

"A gymnast walks into a bar... He gets a two-point deduction and ruins his chance of a medal."

"Why is the upcoming Windows OS called Windows 10? Because 7 ate 9..."

"What do you call a bee that gets engaged? A Beyonce."

"I told my wife I am sending her a dick pic... She said "" I don't want your junk mail!"""

"The color of our skin was never important. We all are equal. unless you are orange from that self tan cream. Then we don't speak with you"