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Joke of the Day
"Why do elephants do well in school ? Because they have a lot of grey matter !"
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"Woman Goes Doctor Latvia Woman go to see doctor. Doctor shake head and say, ""Six more days life then die."" Woman is feel sad. Woman asks, ""Is no thing I can take?"" Doctor say, ""Food."""