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Joke of the Day

"Why is the upcoming Windows OS called Windows 10? Because 7 ate 9..."

"JonesTown Massacre Do you know why you never hear any jokes about the JonesTown Massacre? .......The punchline is too long!"

"The Last Time I can Make this Joke I happy to see Caitlyn Jenner is happy, but I was disappointed she did not go with the name I suggested- Bruce Jennerfer."

"What do tornadoes and redneck divorces have in common? ... Either way, someone is going to end up losing a trailer."

"I asked a girl back to my place to enjoy the works of Michel Houellebecq. But she said she ain't no Houellebecq girl."

"I know a teen girl who can only think of numbers that follow the pattern 1+2x where x is a real whole number She can't even..."

"Dear Sir/Madam, Your transgender operation was a partial success."

"There are only two types of people in this world... People who pee in the shower, and motherfucking liars."

"If whores, witches, ghosts and hobo's show up on my doorstep, I can only assume it's Halloween because our family reunion was in July...."

"Have you ever smelled moth balls? How did you get his tiny little legs open?"