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Joke of the Day
"A gymnast walks into a bar... He gets a two-point deduction and ruins his chance of a medal."
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"Lauren on Facebook asks: ""What's the best way to ward off ghosts?"" To which I replied: ""a camera."""
"Did you hear about the two gay Irishmen? Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fits Michael"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cat ! Cat who ? Cat you understand !"
"""If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you, son."" --Jay-Z consoling his son who just started menstruating."
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"What do Lewinsky, Monroe, and Reddit have in common? They all went down on a President."
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"This Elevator is out of order.Why? Too many Sumo tried to squeeze into it."