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Joke of the Day

"The color of our skin was never important. We all are equal. unless you are orange from that self tan cream. Then we don't speak with you"

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"[airport security pulls Robocop aside] -Got ID? I AM A POLICE OFFIC- -Murphy eh. Looks nothin like u. THAT WAS BEFORE I GOT SH- -Save it pal"
"An atheist, a vegan, and an anti-vaxxer walk into a bar... I only know because they told everyone within two minutes."
"HADES: Unleash the hell hound! CERBERUS: *sipping tea* I told you to ask first if it's a good time for us. HADES: Is it a-- CERBERUS: No."
"Kid: Hey, Mum! What's an orgasm? Mom: I don't know dear, ask your father."
"When to leave your girlfriend? When your wife's clothes start to fit her."
"I'm so sick of all the Irish stereotypes... As soon as I put down this beer, I'm going to punch someone!"
"What's the difference between Caitlyn Jenner and two kids playing catch at the park? I actually give a shit if the kids lose their balls."
"How many rednecks does it take... I don't know exactly, but a shit ton."
"I have sex almost every night! Almost Monday night, almost Tuesday night..."