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Joke of the Day
"I told my wife I am sending her a dick pic... She said "" I don't want your junk mail!"""
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"i really like the name saturn it has a nice ring to it"
"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and Mitt Romney I'm not laughing either"
"Yo Mama so dumb she put lipstick on her fore-head to make up her mind."
"Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He's 0K now"
"A man walks into a bar and says OUCH!"
"How's the oil industry doing these days? It's in the tank."
"How do you catch an elephant? You dig a big hole, fill it with ash, and put peas around the outside of the hole. When the elephant comes up to take a pea, you kick him in the ash hole."
"After moving to a boring part of the West, what did Sauron say when he spotted gaps around the threshold to his home? I need more door."
"Whats the difference between a woman and a floppy drive? A Floppy Drive can only take 3.5"" Inches."