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"The problem with driving a Yugo... ... is that the Czech engine light is always on."
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"#BREAKING Oscar Pistorius has today made a plea for clemency ahead of his sentencing in April Mr Pistorius claims he is not the first bloke to come home legless and put a few loads into his missus."
"What is the difference between a yogurt and america? If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture."
"I told the wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."
"But I'm the good kind of abomination, right???"
"Citizen of a secretive dictatorship - AMA! [this user has been jailed]"
"""6-6x6 = ?"" Little hint: It is not 32 Edit: It gets funnier the longer you wait"
"I like the phrase ""I wasn't born yesterday"" because it emphasizes the fact that babies are stupid."
"Food is like dark humour... Not everyone gets it."
"If you're not part of the solution... ... you are part of precipitate."