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Joke of the Day
"What is the most ironic thing a Jew can say? I want to be cremated."
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"So did you hear about the guy who didn't finish his jokes?"
"Pro tip: If a woman asks you how she looks, the correct answer is not ""like Dan Aykroyd."""
"(whispering): Siri, whose bed am I in?"
"I started this class on the weekend that teaches you how to make ice cream... Sundae School."
"Arrested at the Zoo. I got arrested at the zoo the other day for having sex with a baby gorilla. When I asked the officer what I was being charged with he responded ""Statutory Ape""."
"If your nose runs and your feet smell... You might be upside down. Heard from ""The Sopranos"""
"The next stick figure family I see with more than 3 stick figure kids is getting a complementary condom taped on their rear window."
"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he wont come when you call it!"
"If I hold one moth ball in my right hand and another moth ball in my left, what do I have? A bloody big moth!"