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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the man who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the Nobel prize."

"Fat Lady vs Old Maid What is the difference? One is trying to diet, the other is dying to try it!"

"Why can't a bike stand on it's own? Because it is two tired."

"My dick is not small. It is perfectly shaped according to ancient greek standards."

"Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster."

"There are only 10 type of people in this world... Those who understand binary and those who don't."

"What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin? The part he dips in Olive Oyl."

"Me: I don't think Grinding Dory is appropriate for the kids. Wife: I said FINDING DORY & we need to discuss your internet usage."

"I was going to see your comedy but then a critic called it ""Delightful."""

"Doctor said I had kidney failure. I asked ""How can that be? I am an adult, I have adult knees."""