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Joke of the Day
"How did Jesus feel after the Romans killed him? He felt pretty cross."
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"Why do Palestinians have faster computers than Israelis? They have RAMallah."
"I'm not lazy I'm just energy efficient"
"*googles murder tips *adds ""asking for a friend"" at the end of each search They won't be able to prove a thing! *evil cackles"
"My mum at night: Good night, sweet dreams I love you. My mum in the morning: Wake the fuck up you lazy piece of shit."
"Why didn't the skeleton go for the halloween party ? He had ""No body "" to go with."
"Knock-knock... ""Knock-knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Control Freak - now you say 'Control Freak who?'"" :)"
"I always like to tell fart jokes about myself I call it self defecating humour"
"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2 and I have no idea how they got in there!"
"Why did the bear eat his phone? It was a black berry..."