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Joke of the Day
"Doctor Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots ? I never make rash promises !"
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"How do you circumcise Luke Skywalker? Kick Princess Leia in the jaw."
"I planted some flowers, but they never grew. Should have seen it coming. The package did warn that they were pansies."
"a piece of me is missing. I guess that I should stop asking people if they want a piece of me."
"I don't approve of political jokes I have seen too many of them get elected."
"I just want to rub all over you........ ........with the front end of my car."
"What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant? May I have Eurasian plate?"
"What do you call an engineer who looks at other people's shoes when walking? Extroverted"
"My father died recently and I came into a bunch of money. I decided to buy a car and pay cash... and the man at the dealership asked me, ""Why are all these bills so sticky?!"""
"They named a cricket tournament after my friend's grandfather. They call it the ashes for a reason."