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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an engineer who looks at other people's shoes when walking? Extroverted"
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"I don't even know how to read a digital clock I can only tell the time on the ones with the hands"
"How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb."
"Ask someone if they'll watch your bag for you but never actually leave just sit there and watch your bag together with your new friend."
"Why do French tanks have rear-view mirrors? So they can see the battle."
"I am a Amish man with no access to the internet, AMA Did you even read the title?"
"I have a cross eyed friend who just got diagnosed with depression. Makes sense because he never looks forward to anything."
"An Indian can do anything for sex Even marriage"
"6 year old wouldn't drink out of my cup because she doesn't want my ""DNA"". Should I tell her?"
"Sigmund Freud discovered the ""Freudian Slip"" which in my opinion, was pure penis...I mean genius."