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Joke of the Day
"I love giving kisses to little children on Halloween.. I don't know but they love that candy"
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"What do a good bar and a woman have in common? Liquor in the front, poker in the back."
"I used to give my co-workers nicknames based on their most dominant features, like 'Loves Abortions Brenda' or 'Intern Groper Rob'."
"Tomorrow is Saturday... ...that means i only have to worry about work, i don't have to actually be there."
"Next time a dude says ""Pictures or it didn't happen"", punch them in the throat, take a pic, and tell a story about a guy you throat punched."
"I'm 89% certain I'm technically still dating at least 3 women from the late 90's early 2000's cause I left for beer and never came back"
"The KKK was started by some dork who wanted to wear robes and call himself a wizard and his dad was like ""Ok but only if you're racist too."""
"What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough? ""Mmm. Canapes."""
"What do you call a dad balloon that disappears? Pops"
"What is brown and screams? Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron."