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Joke of the Day

"I figured I'd just think of a punch line and then try to make a joke out of it. What did the comedian say when asked how he came up with his last joke?"

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"I get a lot of mental exercise by thinking up exotic ways to avoid physical exercise."
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"""The hits just keep on coming."" - A radio Dj/abusive parent."
"I got security cameras fitted outside my house. Just to convince people that I have stuff worth stealing."
"How do you kill a circus clown ? Go for the juggler"
"Who is busier than a one-toothed man in a corn eating contest? A one-legged man in an ass kicking contest."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Is there a punchline that could make this joke funny?"