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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Is there a punchline that could make this joke funny?"

"Where did the sick boat go? To the dock."

"What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature? Tequila Mockingbird"

"Rectal Myopia Calling into work: ""I'm going to be out today with rectal myopia."" ""What's that?"" ""I just can't see my ass coming in."""

"If you find yourself in conversation with a stutterer, it is best to shout out ""Reeeeeemix"" and scratch at invisible turntables."

"Sometimes I stand in the shower for 10 minutes before I remember what I'm supposed to be doing. So, yes your secrets are safe with me."

"The Vietnamese hooker who works next to the asbestos factory always says, ""Ooh, me so thelioma."""

"Whoever made the song ""Let It Snow"" Must have been horny. Le tItS now? Cmon"

"Based on my family's hatred for vegetables and always throwing them in the garbage, I hope I'm never in a coma."

"You know the old saying: If it ain't Baroque... ...then it was probably written by more experimental composers after ~1760."