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Joke of the Day
"How do you kill a circus clown ? Go for the juggler"
Next Joke
"Girls love it when guys: - are respectful - are handsome - eat watermelon really fast and spit out the seeds like a machine gun"
"What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller? ""Curses! Foil again!"""
"I'm not that smart... and have no clue as to what any word means when it has more then two syllables. How will I ever shave?"
"3 guys walked into a bar but one ducked"
"What did the blonde name her pet Zebra? Spot"
"I like my men like I like my mustard... spicy and brown. *spelling"
"The GOP debate"
"How can you tell when an Iranian boy has matured? They take the diaper off his ass and put it on his head."
"My wife's cooking is so bad We say our prayers after the food"