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Joke of the Day

"The Katy Perry song that goes, ""You're hot and you're cold,"" was actually about a microwaveable burrito."

"TIL Atheism.... ...is a non-prophet organization"

"I measured your Mother's resistance to being accelerated by a force. The answer was massive."

"The jokes on pregnancy are not easy to get... It's pretty much inside jokes."

"Where do birds meet for coffee ? In a nest-cafe !"

"I can eat an untied shoe lace and poop it out tied I shit you knot!"

"Why is the Adults only store open 24hrs? Because get off at different times."

"My advice for anyone who wants more followers is simple: Form them from dust and breathe into their nostrils. #workedforMe"

"I'm not saying you're an idiot, I'm typing it."

"I was inept with girls in high school. Once I tried to unhook a bra strap and accidentally made a macrame plant hanger."