182411
Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Elephino"
Next Joke
"""You deleted your search history. Good move. But you forgot about something..."" *cop gets all up in suspect's face* ""Targeted. Banner. Ads."""
"Q: How is lightning like a violist's fingers? A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice."
"Caucasian Half-Cauc, Half-Asian"
"I have a roommate. She cleans my room, I clean hers. We are maid for each other."
"Crows are like if a witch decided ""I'm a bird now, too"""
"I would bring my dog a nice jerky treat from Colorado, but he only eats local, sustainable cat turds."
"What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on your face until you're 13."
"Why do they call c-section the caesarian? Because when brutus stabbed caeser A baby fell out. Original shit *drops the mic"
"The reason Rhianna stopped working with Chris Brown was because he had awful rhythm... He put too many beats in a measure"