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Joke of the Day

"They just found a Black guy hanging from a tree with 79 stab wounds in Alabama.... The police say it's the worst case of suicide they've ever seen"

"I'm suffering from a more rare kind of stomach ache. It's called Indiegestion, I doubt you've heard of it before."

"A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. He orders a drink."

"""One man's trash is another man's treasure"" it's a great saying... but a terrible way to tell your kids that they're adopted."

"Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood? Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail."

"How many things do you need to change a lightbulb? 3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb"

"A Unit of Power Walks Into A Bar Watt?"

"Why can't a guy see his friends? Because he's married."

"Do you know what George Washington would be doing if he were alive today? Scratching like hell at the inside of his casket."

"Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing."