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Joke of the Day
"Plane crashed in graveyard Police recovered 2000 bodies."
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"Her: I can't believe you slept with her! Me: WE WERE ON A BREAK! Her: I just went to the store to buy bread! Me: Longest six minutes ever"
"What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine."
"A horse walks into a bar The bartender says ""why the long face?"""
"I am really good at making jokes. Title."
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"Why are contortionists always angry? Their work usually has them pretty bent out of shape."