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Joke of the Day

"Best Kids Knock Knock Joke Knock Knock Who's There? Interrupting Cow Interrupting Cow Who...... (interrupting MOOOOOOOOOOOOO)"

"First, there was planking, then owling and milking, now there's Harlem Shaking. If the next trend could be thinking, that would be great."

"accidentally just walked halfway into a hug intended for someone else on the sidewalk maybe can't leave house ever again"

"""Oh man, you've got stretched lobes and piercings? I've got stretched lobes and piercings, too!"" ""Sweet! We should hang out!"" - Ear buds"

"What do Waitresses and Chemists have in common? They both need to check the table periodically..."

"What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ? You can't keep a good man down !"

"Thanksgiving. The day in 1621 when Native Americans shared a meal with undocumented immigrants who never left."

"A man walks into the bar... The bartender: ""Hi Dave!"" The boss faints."

"I'm fairly tall so folks are always asking me ""Do you play basketball?"" My standard reply: ""No, do you play miniature golf?"""

"No one eats chocolate in tiny orgasmic bites like the women in the commercials. You shove it in your face hole as fast as you can, then cry."