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Joke of the Day

"What do you do for a pig with sore muscles? Rub him with oinkment."

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"Sine, cosine and ln(x) are at a party Sine approaches cosine and says, ""Hey, what's ln(x) doing over in the corner by himself?"". Cosine responds, ""You see, ln(x) doesn't integrate very well""."