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Joke of the Day

"What do you do for a pig with sore muscles? Rub him with oinkment."

"So You Think You're The One Guy Who Can Wear A Fedora Without Looking Like A Douche"

"What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynocologist? One looks up your family tree, the other looks up your family bush."

"I wish i was like my coffee. Rich and strong."

"An April fools joke Gotcha April fools"

"Why do French tanks have rear-view mirrors? So they can see the battle."

"Can't believe I was once a child who fought taking naps."

"Why do bees buzz ? Because they can't whistle !"

"Q: Do you know about the book about copyright infringement? A: It had legal binding."

"What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant? This guy"