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Joke of the Day

"I really hate it when People punchup the fuckline"

"My favorite pirate joke (no arrr) Say it out loud. What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? I'm 80!"

"How many Feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly, Feminists can't change anything!"

"Joke of the Day 6/13/14 I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day. Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair."

"14 called me an idiot today No, I don't have a 14-year-old child I mean 14 people"

"Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a SIX offender!!!"

"I always wanted to be a barber But I just couldn't cut it."

"I had some bad middle eastern food yesterday I just felafel afterwards."

"Have you heard about the dyslexic satanist? Sold his soul to Santa."

"My neighbor crashed her car while listening to Adele. She went rolling in the Jeep"